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Do banks run on snails?

2 working days.

My theory is the bank straps my cash to hard-core work-to-rule unionist snails to send it from one bank to another.

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Go broadband

How do you connect to the Internet? If you use your own computer, rather than a public connection, your choices are between dial-up and broadband. [First published July 2006.] A dial-up connection is one where you connect a modem to your phone line. While the modem’s using the phone line you can’t make voice calls [...]

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